Hey,
I’d offer you a salty bite and a floor-cushion, but this is the internet. Instead, I’ll type at you about my missing banana or dote on eating in the bath.
That’s shorthand for:
I write, I cook,
and I should get a dishwasher.
I’m Sydney-based. But I’ve been about in London, New York and beyond. So, I’ll take my melatonin and go anywhere.
When I’m not busy chewing words, I’m splat on the sand and saying "but, why?”.